Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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