he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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