hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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