we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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