ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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