ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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