i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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