Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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