Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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