I just pynch a tree in the face
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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