We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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