As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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