Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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