HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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