You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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