it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
