Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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