quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Congratulations! We have a period
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