there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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