How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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