Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just cropdusted the office
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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