We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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