Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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