Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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