would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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