their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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