He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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