he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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