So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
