It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
