Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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