Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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