The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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