Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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