She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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