The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm like, not good at living.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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