So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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