Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i drank out of a bidet.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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