I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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