My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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