How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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