why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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