If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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