Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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