I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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