he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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