i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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