Don't you send me to vm
I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I smell stomach acid.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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