we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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