very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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