We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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