She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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