do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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