Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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