I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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