I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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